Hurkio, it's a simple free download from the owner's (Adobe's) site.

If you put 1/10th as much effort into downloading it from Adobe as you've put
into trying to obtain it illegally elsewhere, you'd have it by now.

Your posts sound like "I'm ticked off that nobody is willing to legally stick
their neck out and do twice as much work as I'd have to do, just so that I
don't have to fill out some web form.  Oh, and I'm going to whine about it and
try and cajole others into doing work because somehow I'm too lazy to fill out
one form, but not so lazy to not complain that strangers aren't doing work for
me, for free."

The excuse of not wanting to sign a Eula for legal reasons, but wanting to
illegally download it doesn't hold water.

If you're really just paranoid about privacy, I'm sure you're aware that it's
possible to lie about your identity on the Internet.