ahem.

Oh, what a scorching screech. I scoff at your scribble-
scrabble scolding, Mr. Smith. You scribed a secretion of 
scum.  We are true scouring scoundrels indeed, and totally 
scot-free. It doesn't take much science to scee (heh-heh) 
that your scrub server is scrap - it can't screen script.  
Your scrimpy scrotum isn't on our scope. Scoot along now, 
you heard - scram, scroll out.

Cityshade, The Scurrilous Scourge.

and btw, a scourge is not univocal evil - just 
stereotypically seen that way. A scourge functions in a 
multifaceted capacity, not just as an evil instrument. 
Consider me both a purgative and punative scourge, a 
verbal flagellum who lases vice, folly, and the weakness 
of Mr. Smith's dim wits.  Also, I abhor duplicity but not 
duplicaticity. Hm.